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第三百五十三章 黑魚迴歸

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傅小蛙回到居所,孫文超等人聽聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經過,不由得驚歎,編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段,這個金麥子,還是越少人知道越好。

傅小蛙回到屋中,把四周的門窗都關上,接着從牀底下掀開兩塊磚頭,往地下刨一刨,刨出一個罐子,這是黑魚最喜歡的居所,黑魚說沉睡幾百年對它有感情,應着黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子裏,然後走到哪埋到哪,據說它要不停地吸取地氣。

他抱着罐子從牀下爬出來,拍拍身上灰土,將罐子放在桌面上,摸摸下巴,看樣子黑魚還在裏面死睡。

傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗,現在的麥穗已經失金色的光芒,跟普通的麥穗沒有兩樣。他打開罐子,伸手往裏面掏一掏,摸到裏面的黑魚,果然還在裏面。他抓住黑魚的尾巴,拎着尾巴把黑魚從裏面拔出來。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的,不管傅小蛙怎麼晃動,也沒作聲響。

這個黑魚,救過他的命,所以他很有感情,他會想盡辦法,也要把黑魚救醒。

嗯?椅子腿有點鬆脫。 傅小蛙拎起着黑魚的尾巴,吧吧吧砸下去,重新把椅子敲緊。

如果靈獸糧對異獸有用,那麼應該會有一些幫助,傅小蛙是這麼想。

用力掰開黑魚的嘴巴,黑魚從下往上長的兩顆獠牙看起來很滑稽。傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進去,然後等待。

只見那桌面上的黑魚,嘴巴蠕動了一下,像是在咀嚼吞嚥,在睡夢中呢喃道:“開飯了,好幸福”

傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊,見那黑魚嗅動一下,舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來,捲走傅小蛙手上的麥穗,然後像發出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。

還沒醒。傅小蛙抓着它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打幾下,那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。

傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒,掰開黑魚的嘴往裏面丟去,依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。

“我勒個操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水!!!”

那黑魚嚎叫着從桌子上跳進泥土之中,竄上竄下,接着消失不見。估計鑽到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。

傅小蛙抱着手在等待,不到一會,這才見到黑魚從地底竄出來,像只快要死的狗一樣,仰着面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘着氣。

“怎麼樣,睡得還舒服嗎?”傅小蛙悠悠然地問道。

那黑魚跳起來破口大罵道:“舒服你大爺,讓老子喫辣椒,小爺我平生最討厭喫辣椒,老子就白救了你這個沒心肝的!”

“哇拷,哥哥我可是費盡心思找靈獸糧救你回陽,你不知道感謝也就罷了,還計較這一個兩個辣椒,沒辣椒你小崽子能醒麼?”傅小蛙支着腰跟那黑魚對罵。

“小爺我就是喜歡睡怎麼着,再睡個一百年過來,你也就歸仙了,費去小爺我多少麻煩事啊!”

“好,那就再用烈酒把你泡個幾百年,讓你多睡幾百年!”傅小蛙要擒它。

“你你,你別過來啊,注意點分寸啊!”

“我就過,你怎麼着你!”

“我可是會叫的!”

“你叫啊,你叫破喉嚨也不會有人理你滴,咩哈哈哈!”

“救命啊,非禮啊!”

傅小蛙釋放了一隻終級喫貨,給自己帶來沉重的負擔。這貨什麼都喫,天上飛的,地下走的,水裏遊的。不過喫多少,都不管叫飽,一直嚷嚷着餓,說傅小蛙虐待動物。

“這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫,快點再給救命恩人來點喫的!”那黑魚在剔着牙齒。

傅小蛙哭喪着臉道:“你還是再把我殺掉算了,我已經沒什麼可以讓你喫的,要不,你看看我的味道怎麼樣?”

“你這點肉,還是不夠塞牙的,還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味,真是讓人懷念,想當年,爺每天喫飯,餐餐一大碗靈獸糧,真是好幸福的生活!”黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在回憶中露出幸福的表情。

“一大碗,他媽的誰養活的你呀,老子命都快沒了,才弄來兩顆!”

“唉,只能說我命苦啊,女人怕嫁錯郎,獸怕跟錯主,心酸吶!”

“那你不要跟着我好了,一點事情不會做,還老要喫的,你說你到底會幹啥啊!”

“其實我會做的事情多得很,洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪牀疊被,可是,人家沒喫飽,哪有力氣幹活!”黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。

“臥勒個操,你一天喫的足夠養一百個丫環了!”

“叔叔,我餓!”黑魚眼睛閃亮楚楚可憐。

傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭,想想什麼才能塞飽這隻無底洞。突然,他想到百寶囊裏還有糖果,然後拿出百寶囊往裏面翻找,裏面東西很多,傅小蛙把擋事的東西拿出來放一邊,那黑魚探着個腦袋瞄望。

傅小蛙把幾大塊狼屍放在一邊,然後伸手進百寶囊裏掏掏掏,黑魚在旁邊望着狼屍直流口水,小心翼翼地試問道:“叔叔,我能喫麼?”

傅小蛙的眉毛動彈幾下,奇怪道:“你要喫這個,當心咬崩你的牙!”

“我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉看起來好美味”

黑魚愛撫着幾大塊狼屍,傅小蛙切成幾大塊,整個異狼有幾千斤重,每一大塊都有近千斤。

“那你試試?”

得到傅小蛙的同意,黑魚撲到狼屍前,大口大口的吞食。

“噢霍霍,這才叫肉,好滿足,好充足。就是肉質太嫩一點!”黑魚搖着尾巴撲在狼屍上大喫特喫,還鑽進去喫,從裏喫到外。

傅小蛙打到一個寒顫,想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子,這個狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣,他當時可以暴動氣元才斬成幾大塊。

幾千斤重的狼屍,竟然被黑魚喫個一乾二淨留下骨頭跟獸皮,喫完之後,黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個飽嗝,似乎還不是很過癮的樣子。

“飽。飽了?”

“七成吧!”黑魚剔剔牙。懶洋洋地道。

“你,你每餐都要喫這麼多?”

“矮油,人家正是長身體的時候,自然需要喫得多。把我喂好了。以後你好處多着呢。過來,給小爺捶捶背!”

“滾,老子哪裏去給你找這麼多異獸!”

“叔叔。你,你好兇噢”黑魚楚楚可憐眼神回望。

傅小蛙現在很頭大,這條大喫貨尾隨着,是要喫垮他才甘心。不過也沒有辦法,誰叫它是救命恩人,依然還是要救醒的。

天都學院恢復平靜,學院爲這一次的災難,而舉行一場哀悼大會,悼念在這場災難中不幸死去的人們,悼念那個奮不顧身勇救學員的導師,立這導師爲榜樣,讓更多的導師學習。

傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會,他的心情非常悲痛。

(拖欠半章,注意章節修改情況,一會兒補上!)``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````(未完待續。如果您喜歡這部作品,歡迎您來起點投推薦票、月票。您的支持,就是我最大的動力。。)

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